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Okay, okay. I get it.

With moves like those I’m sure that Walrus would pick up way more ladies than I would at a club.

Skip down to the pictures.

I really want a Death Star grill.

Another one, but this is good, too.

Donnie Darko: the ventilation version.

You see it coming from a mile away, but it’s so good when it happens.

Scary Techno Viking is scary.

They’ll get all mathematical on your butt.

Have this ready for the next time I come to your place and start telling bad jokes.

Get it? Get it?

Also, it’s my birthday, so send along a nice present!