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Yup.

I knew it was complicated, but this is ridiculous.

Agreed. Let’s get our best people on this.

It just keeps getting better and better.

So meta.

If I did that I would totally pretend to be the Emperor.

Related: this and this.

I’d use Ed Rooney’s shortcuts.

That just creeped me the frick out.

Poor dog just wants some food.

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I had no idea you could just wipe away a soul patch.

[more shaving]