This makes me so claustrophobic.
Look funny as an old person.
Vin Diesel might be as big as Chuck Norris.
Good Lord is this man sexy.
Yes, I am a dork and like optical illusions and visual phenomena.
John has died of diphtheria.
Make your own Magic Eye image.
This guy’s almost as good as me.
All (or most) of your favorite theme songs. Tell me that you remember the Alf theme song.